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Beer Hats for sale now at The Cerveza Store. Get a new hat from your favorite beer company, we got ‘em all… well, most of ‘em. Beer hats from brands like Guinness, Coors, Budweiser, Jack Daniels, Corona Hats, Old Guys Rule, Mickeys, Miller and more. Beer Caps are a great way to show your pride in your favorite beer weather it’s local or national beer companies. They’re all good to us.

Grab a Guinness Hat to rock this coming St Patrick Day. St Patrick Day shirts are in stock now too. Check out the Irish Yoga Shirt or the “Irish I were Drinking” shirts. Both great additions to your St Patricks Day arsenal of funny t Shirts and clothing.

Looking for a Cowboy Beer Hat ? We got those too!. Cowboy Beer Hat from Corona and Guinness ready to rock for Spring Break or summer pool parties. Beer Drinking Hat and a cold one in your hand… what could be better.

Some of our favorites…

Check out our whole selection at The Cerveza Store

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Guinness Clothing and Guinness Hats are for sale now at The Cerveza Store - by popular demand we have stocked up for St Patricks Day which is just around the corner. Hook up your St Patricks Day Shirts and all the green you need right here at The Cerveza Store. Check out a few of our favorite Guinness Clothing below and check out the rest of our stock on the site. Hope you enjoy the Guinness Clothing we have to offer and grab your Funny T Shirts and all right here.

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Need a cool accessory for the Super Bowl game? Check this out. This Beer Helmet is exactly what you need to ensure yourself a good, safe time with the guys. No matter which team you’re rooting for, this beer helmet will take you all the way baby! Helmet Novelty item that dispenses beer right into your mouth. You can sit on the couch and not move a finger and keep drinking the whole time. How cool is that? Helmet Novelty items are hard to come by these days, that’s why you gotta act fast to get yours now and have it in time for the Super Bowl. Drinking Helmet that never lets you down. You can plaster your favorite team logo on the side and be totally set.

Drinking Helmet can also make a good safety precaution during a long night of drinking with friends. Lets say, for instance, you’re drinking with your boys and things get out of hand. You get shitfaced and start to realize it so you put on your Drinking Helmet just in case. You end up blacking out and passing out (with your shoes on of course) and wake up the next morning. Now the cool part… instead of that big obscene veiny thing being on your face for mom to see, it’s on the Drinking Helmet instead. Cool huh?

Check ‘em out!

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Jack Daniels Clothing is now for sale at The Cerveza Store. We just got some cool new Jack Daniels Hats and some killer Jack Daniels T Shirts. We’re super excited to be expanding our inventory into the liquor clothing and apparel category on top of an already insane Beer brand clothing from all your favorite beer brands and t shirts clothing. Jack Daniels T Shirts and Jack Daniels Hats are waiting for you at the store, check out some of our favorites below and our full stock of Jack Daniels Clothing on the site.

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Some new Novelty Shot Glasses have just arrived at The Cerveza Store and we wanted to give you the first crack at them. Some of them are funny shot glasses and some of the are just down right offensive shot glasses. We’re pretty sure you’ll be able to find something that you like though. And if there isn’t a shot glass that tickles your fancy (or whatever you want tickled) than check out some of the funny drinking accessories and funny tees that we have in stock.

GIRLS — make sure to check out some of our new Corona Bikinis that we just recieved as well. Get them in time for Spring Break and summer BBQ pool parties.

Enjoy - The Cerveza

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Get them early. New Corona Bikinis are in stock now at The Cerveza Store. Check out some of our favorites below and let us know what you think. Visit the store online or in Seaport Village to check them out. Corona Bikini Swim Suits are perfect for summer fun and for Spring Breaking wherever you might be. Show you love for the best Cerveza in town and rock one of these cute Corona Bikinis today.

Send us some pics of you and or your friends rocking some of our gear and we’ll post it up on the website to get you some local exposure! Contact us for more details.

Black Corona Bikini with Lime Stitch pattern

Gold and Navy Blue Corona Bikini

Navy Blue and Gold Corona Bikini

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So this is coming through a little late for some holidays. Better late than never though, right? Enjoy! This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS 

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We just received some new drinking accessories here at The Cerveza Store and we want to share them with you first. Some really cool accessories that will brighten the cheeks of this holiday season and make some pretty funny drinking gift ideas as well. Check out the new Beer Belt, or the new Beer Helmet. Some new Beer Hats from Old Guys Rule and some great new T Shirt Beer. New products and accessories are pouring in (no pun intended) and it’s time to take advantage. Also worthy of noting are the new Beer Koozies from Guinness that just arrived. What better way to keep your beer cold than with Guinness Beer Koozies. Corona Beach Bags are here as well. Check them out in the Drinking Accessories section of the site or by clicking here.

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Wine accessories are arriving at The Cerveza Store. Accessories Wine Lovers Love are hard to come by these days. Look no further, we’ve got the medicine for your sickness. Start with this cool Double Disc music set made specifically for wine lovers and we’ll have more for ya real soon. Make sure to check back for more accessories wine lovers love cuz we got a bunch coming in. Wine clothing and funny wine t-shirts and wine apparel as well. Gifts for the wine lover. Check out this funny wine shirts below, there are a bunch more where that came from too. enjoY More soon!

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Funny Shot Glass and Hangover Survival Kit from The Cerveza Store

Avoid Hangovers - Stay Drunk Funny Shot Glass

Hangover Survival Kit

And if the above two things don’t work for ya… here’s a few other things that may help cure that nasty hangover…

Potential beneficial remedies

• There is evidence that taurine taken before, during, or after alcohol consumption is able to reverse fatty liver deposits, liver disease.

• Rehydration: “Effective interventions include rehydration, prostaglandin inhibitors, and vitamin B6″.

• Sodium bicarbonate; A slightly heaped teaspoon of baking soda suspended in a glass of water when consumed deals very effectively with the nausea, and indirectly with ‘the shakes’ associated with a hangover.

• Exercise: It is known that exercise after heavy intoxication helps the heart pump blood around the body and increases the amount of oxygen in the body. A light jog may alleviate hangover symptoms.

• Oxygen: In a double-blind random study of 231 patients at two Vienna hospitals, published in Anesthesiology in 1999 and reported by The New York Times, it was found that the side-effects of general anesthesia could be diminished by giving patients a mix of 80 percent oxygen and 20 percent nitrogen during the surgery, and for two hours afterward. Only 17 percent of the patients receiving supplemental oxygen experienced nausea and vomiting, compared with 30 percent of the group who were given the standard 30 percent oxygen and 70 percent nitrogen.The study’s leader characterized the results for the Times, “Extra oxygen is cheap, risk-free and reduces the incidence of nausea as well as any known drug.” A related study by members of Dr. Sessler’s team, published in Anesthesiology in October 1999, indicated that patients given oxygen in amounts up to 80 percent did not suffer impaired lung function. In addition, there have been anecdotal reports, from doctors, nurses and SCUBA divers, that oxygen can also reduce the symptoms of hangovers sometimes caused by alcohol consumption. The theory is that the increased oxygen flow resulting from oxygen therapy improves the metabolic rate, and thus increases the speed at which toxins are broken down.

• Magnesium: It is well studied that excessive alcohol consumption can lead to a magnesium deficiency, or reduce levels of magnesium, as well as depleting zinc and other minerals. Individuals with lower magnesium levels may experience more severe hangovers. A healthy diet that contains an adequate intake of magnesium and other minerals may help in the long term to reduce the effects of hangovers. The hangover symptoms of headache, and light and sound sensitivity, are very similar to those of migraine. A common treatment for chronic migraine headaches is magnesium. Some scientists hypothesize that a hangover may be exhibiting at least some symptoms of an acute magnesium deficiency.

• Tolfenamic acid (TA): A study concludes, “TA was found significantly better than placebo in the subjective evaluation of drug efficacy (p<0.001) and in reducing the reported hangover symptoms in general (p < 0.01). In the TA group, significantly lower symptom scores were obtained for headache (p<0.01), and for nausea, vomiting, irritation, tremor, thirst, and dryness of mouth (all p < 0.05).”

• Vitamin B1 (thiamine): there are claims that apart from helping prevent Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome, thiamine supplements may substantially enhance the activity of alpha-ketoglutarate dehydrogenase and so prevent a build up of glutamate and hence GABA in the cerebellum of the brain (thus reducing some symptoms of hangovers).

• Vitamin B6 (pyritinol): Some studies have found large doses of Vitamin B6 (several hundred times the recommended daily intake) to reduce hangovers.

• Chlormethiazole: “Chlormethiazole was found to lower blood pressure and adrenaline output and, furthermore, to relieve unpleasant physical symptoms, but did not affect fatigue and drowsiness. The cognitive test results were only slightly influenced by this agent, while psychomotor performance was significantly impaired. Subjects with severe subjective hangover seemed to benefit more from the chlormethiazole treatment than subjects with a mild hangover.” “However, all 8 subjects had unpleasant nasal symptoms following chlormethiazole, and it is therefore not an ideal hypnotic for this age group.”

• Rosiglitazone: [Study in rats] “Rosiglitazone alleviated the symptoms of ethanol-induced hangover by inducing ALD2 expression…”

• Acetylcysteine: There are claims that N-acetylcysteine can relieve or prevent symptoms of hangover through scavenging of acetylaldehyde, particularly when taken concurrently with alcohol. Additional reduction in acetaldehyde toxicity can be achieved if NAC is taken in conjunction with vitamin B1 (thiamine). 

• Food and Water: Simple consumption of foods such as eggs, which contain cysteine, and water may be enough to replenish lost moisture and at least rehydrate the body, making a hangover shorter.

• Milk, water and orange juice. The Calcium, re-hydration properties, and vitamin C contained in each product respectively is found to combat the symptoms of a hangover if taken shortly after consumption. Milk is also a dietary source of cysteine.

• More Alcohol: This is sometimes said as a temporary remedy, or at least delays the time when you have to face sobering.

• According to a recent study a possible cure for a hangover is RU-21 supplement. “The Claim: It slows down the creation of a nasty by-product — the one that causes headaches and nausea — while speeding up the destruction of others.”

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